Akron, OH - GOJO Industries, the company that makes Purell - the company widely trusted for sanitation of our hands has done it again. In early May, just in time for summer, GOJO will be releasing an all new product, sweaty palm remover, that will come in sizes ranging from 3 oz portable bottles all the way to large 3 2oz bottles you can use in the workplace.
"There's nothing worse than trying to grip something and having my hand be all sweaty. It will be much easier to open pickle jars," says a local resident. This local resident has certainly said it right.
"I will now be able to hold my boyfriend's hand without being self-conscious," says Jenn Reinstein. "I would always get so embarrassed holding his hand with my sweaty palms - now I won't!" she added.
We understand that the consumer will be able to squeeze just a little bit of sweaty palm remover onto their hands and rub it around just like with the sanitizer and it will keep your hands sweat-free til you wash them next or for 12 hours (whatever comes first).
Side effects may include but are not limited to nausea, headaches, dizziness, blurred vision, fatigue, dry mouth, diarrhea, constipation, stomach pain, fever, hair loss, weight loss, impotence, difficulty urinating, pain or burning during urination, uneven heartbeats, feeling of extreme depression, dangerously high blood pressure, seizure, or stroke.
