Sunday, January 29, 2012

Hungry Man Eats Sandwich

Tuckahoe, VA – On Sunday afternoon around 3:00pm EST, James Dilwyn was feeling a little hungry.  He did what many people would do in this situation – he ate a sandwich.  Dilwyn described this sandwich as “not just any sandwich.”  He continued with “this sandwich was one of a kind.  I don’t even think I could recreate this sandwich.”

“Well time kind of just flew by.  I ate breakfast around 8:00 that morning and just forgot to eat lunch so by the time 3:00 came around, I was really hungry.”  Dilwyn also told us he usually eats lunch closer to noon and never any later than 1:00. 

He did not want this one of a kind sandwich kept a secret either.  We were provided with a detailed description; “Once I decided that what I was going to eat was going to be a sandwich, I took out two slices of white bread.  Wonder bread to be exact.  It really doesn’t matter what the brand of the white bread is.  Next I just had to decide what I wanted to go in between these slices.  I was going to put some turkey in there but I had finished my turkey last night.  I opened my refrigerator and took out my Welch’s grape jelly.  I then lathered one slice of bread with the jelly.  This wasn’t just a jelly sandwich, my friend.  Here’s the twist.  I went back in the fridge and took out some Jif peanut butter and put peanut butter on the other slice of bread.  I then combined the two slices into sandwich form and ate it.”

Dilwyn continued to explain again that his experience was one of a kind and it was something he will never forget; “I was actually not full from the sandwich so I ate a banana after.”