Ashton Kutcher Had a Good Night Sleep

Hollywood, CA – As the first season of Two and a Half Men featuring Ashton Kutcher continues, Kutcher basks in his success.  “Whatever I do turns out awesome,” Kutcher told us.  The latest season [9] of Two and a Half Men has been a joy for Ashton Kutcher as he continues his career in television in more than just Nikon commercials.  “It was just constant filming.  The show is about 22 minutes long, about 20 or 21 minutes longer than the commercials so the filming exhausted me – especially when we would party after.”

Kutcher read the script and thought this was a great idea for a new TV show.  “[During filming] I was up early in the morning.  I went to bed late at night. You watch the show and you will notice the last few episodes of the season, I’m almost not myself.  I was tired,” Kutcher told us. 

It was only four days after the camera was turned off and the final episode was completed, that Kutcher finally has a good night sleep.  “It was really incredible.  I went to bed around 7:30 [pm] and woke up at about 3:15 the next afternoon.  It was a good 8 hours of sleep,” Kutcher exclaimed.

He may need to work on his math skills as it was closer to 20 hours of sleep.  Even though, Two and a Half Men is declining with its new lead actor, Kutcher’s slumber time is on the incline.  If we’re lucky, CBS will pay Sheen the extra cash and bring him back to life for season 10.  

Movers Fit Couch through Doorway

Carlton, MN – UMove, a local moving company was able to fit a Dawson Cool Sofa with faux leather down two flights of stairs with only a tiny knick on the side of the leg of the couch.  “The people we had bought the house from left that couch up there.  I wasn’t sure if it would make it down,” said homeowner, Cliff Rudd.  “It’s a great couch.  I would have hated to let it go,” he added.

“When they called and scheduled for us to come, they said there was just one little thing up there [on the 3^rd floor], they didn’t tell us it was a couch that seats three,” said Phil Clifton, owner of UMove. 

The couch actually made it through three doorways to get it out of the home.  There was one out of the third floor room to the stairway, one from the first floor stairway to the hall, and one out of the home to the outside world. 

“That final doorway took several turns of the couch to get it out but we couldn’t get that close and not deliver.  The only challenge now might be getting it into the new house,” Clifton added. 

The Rudd family is very confident that the couch will fit into the new home after UMove was able to get it out of the old.  If not, keep your eyes open for a free couch on the curb!